30 Short Jokes For Kids That Are Easy To Remember

Recently, we spent an entire afternoon telling each other jokes and I was surprised just how many of them our kids remembered a week later.

Needless to say, this handful of jokes have been on repeat and I’ve been on the hunt for new and easy jokes for our kids to remember. Mostly because I’m not too sure how many times I can laugh at the same joke! So here are 30 short jokes for kids that will spring to mind easily.

What is a pizza’s favourite type of jokes?
Cheesy ones!
What is a little bear with no teeth is called?
A gummy bear!
What did the Dalmatian say after she had a huge meal?
That hit the spot.
What’s the most expensive fish called?
A goldfish.
What’s an alligator in a vest called?
An investi-gator.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
Why do so many fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labracadabrador!
Where do cows hang out?
The moooooovies.
When a lemon is sick, what do you do?
Give it lemon-aid.
*Knock Knock*
Who’s there? Theodore.
Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football?
She runs away from the ball.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?
He felt crummy.
What kind of cheese doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
She’ll let it go.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because his students were so bright.
Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window?
So she could see a butter-fly.
Why can't you tell a joke to an egg?
It might crack up.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?
To see time fly.
*Knock Knock*
Who’s there? Tank.
Tank who? You’re welcome.
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
A "B!"

Geraldine Walsh

Mum of two Geraldine Walsh happily works from home as a freelance writer chatting about parenting, wellness and mental health.

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