A day at the beach with the kids is great fun but about as relaxing as getting your legs waxed
Before Kids: Sunglasses? Check. Sun lotion? Check. All sorted!
After Kids: Nappies, wipes, nappy bags, change mat, ‘baby’ sun lotion, ‘kids’ sun lotion, my sun lotion, change of clothes, sun hats, buckets and spades, books, football, soft tennis set, beach mats… Erm, do you think we need the roof rack?
Before Kids: Let’s grab a magazine each.
After Kids: Everyone use the toilet please!
Before Kids: Here’s a nice spot to lay back and relax.
After Kids: What about if we stay in the car and each take it in turns to get out and build a sandcastle.
Before Kids: This lotion leaves a lovely sheen on my skin.
After Kids: I feel like I’m being exfoliated with the amount of sand that’s stuck to me!
Before Kids: I’d love a Magnum!
After Kids: Need strong coffee!
Before Kids: Let’s take a lovely stroll at the edge of the water.
After Kids: If anyone wants to go for a paddle we need to take their shoes off and roll up their trousers. Oh, too late…
Before Kids: The view from this restaurant is stunning!
After Kids: Is anyone else’s sandwich full of sand??
Before Kids: It’s lovely and cool if you bury your feet into the sand.
After Kids: Who buried the car keys!!!
Before Kids: Do you mind driving I think I’m going to close my eyes for a while?
After Kids: Everyone close your eyes it’s NAP TIME!
Before Kids: We should do that every weekend.
After Kids: We’re never doing that again!