Life, kids and everything else jus got in the way
Any mother whose little angel has scribbled over a newly painted wall/newly purchased piece of furniture with a contraband felt tip pen, will know that the words "permanent ink" strikes fear straight to the heart, so for that reason I must decline!
I've had 3 children, I've slept in uncomfortable positions and seen more than my fair share of puke, shite and mucky clothes thank you very much!
I'd settle for going to the toilet without an audience giving a running commentary, or taking a shower without the toddler Exfoliate me with a toilet brush!
A kid friendly hotel in Torremolinos counts, right? I mean, I'm sure Thailand is overrated, and I bet they use loads of filters to make the water look that particular shade of blue!
When your boobs are approximately 2 foot lower than they were pre kids, and resemble a sliotar in a sock you are NOT going to discard your ridiculously expensive industrial strength, strap-em, lift-em and hold-em-up bikini top...boobie freedom is seriously overrated anyway!
Hahahahahahahahaha, see point (about spa day)!
I spend most of my time hoping that the elastic on my 2 year old Penney's knickers doesn't snap – if you think I'm going to trust a giant knicker elastic to keep me safe while I fling myself off a 200ft height you've got another thought coming!
Eh, I lived before GHD's it doesn't get much wilder than that!
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