Dad's texts to his wife after son vomits are hilarious

After swapping cars so his wife could go out with her friends, this dad has a nightmare of a journey

We all have that one puke story with our kids that we will never forget. Dad Ben Patterson can possibly trump any after he offered to swap cars with his wife and bring the kids home so she could meet up with her friends.  
On his way home, according to Patterson, a projectile vomit occurred.  So, as you do, he sent many texts to his wife (who, like all of us, probably had her phone in the bottom of her bag) explaining his off the wall story that is just too funny!
The texts go like this:
And it gets worse..
Poor Ben, we feel his pain (but we are also laughing our asses off here).
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