20 Things Children Never Say- At Least Mine!

Here's a list of things that will never be said in our house by the kids

Okay, so they are all a little sarcastic, but here's a list on things that will never get said in our home by the kids!
  • Mam / Dad are on the phone right now, so let’s entertain ourselves quietly.
  • It’s Monday morning -I know where my uniform is!
  • I’m going to play with my toys now. I really do have so many of them. I don’t need any more.
  • Thanks for making this for dinner – it’s my favourite
  • I’m going to stay away from that muddy puddle. I don’t know what Peppa saw as the attraction!
  • I’m going on a big car journey – better run and do a wee first
  • My belly is full – no dessert for me
  • I need to get started on my homework- I’ve a lot to get through
  • We think we should all watch the same programme on TV
  • I’ve had enough electronics and technology for the day.
  • Here’s the note from my teacher
  • I’d like to go to bed, I’m ready
  • I don’t care what my friends are allowed to have or do.
  • What did you ask me to do before? I didn’t hear you. I want to make sure I go and do it.
  • I’m really enjoying this long car ride.
  • I need to go and wash my hands.
  • I’d like the smallest piece of cake
  • You’re in the loo. No problem. I’ll wait patiently to ask my unimportant question.
  • I’m not bored at all
  • We’re going to be late, let’s go!
Have you any to add?
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