Here's a list of things that will never be said in our house by the kids

• Mam / Dad are on the phone right now, so let’s entertain ourselves quietly.
• It’s Monday morning -I know where my uniform is!
• I’m going to play with my toys now. I really do have so many of them. I don’t need any more.
• Thanks for making this for dinner – it’s my favourite
• I’m going to stay away from that muddy puddle. I don’t know what Peppa saw as the attraction!
• I’m going on a big car journey – better run and do a wee first
• My belly is full – no dessert for me
• I need to get started on my homework- I’ve a lot to get through
• We think we should all watch the same programme on TV
• I’ve had enough electronics and technology for the day.
• Here’s the note from my teacher
• I’d like to go to bed, I’m ready
• I don’t care what my friends are allowed to have or do.
• What did you ask me to do before? I didn’t hear you. I want to make sure I go and do it.
• I’m really enjoying this long car ride.
• I need to go and wash my hands.
• I’d like the smallest piece of cake
• You’re in the loo. No problem. I’ll wait patiently to ask my unimportant question.
• I’m not bored at all
• We’re going to be late, let’s go!