There's a lot of missing chapters in those parenting preparation books... Here's our top 15 things they missed!

• Headbutts are very frequent!
• You will be elbowed or kicked in the boobies or mens lower regions at least once a day.
• You will quickly learn to pull up your zipper or button your skirt/pants with one hard
• Toddlers can’t stand pyjamas
• Toddlers also hate high chairs
• You’ll immediately do a lot of horrible stuff like sniffing bums
• You will learn exactly where there are squeaks in the floorboards and never ever walk there when your baby is sleeping
• Toddlers hate having their happy changed. Apparently, sitting in poo is a much better option for them!
• You rarely find a babysitter when you need one
• The amount time you have to yourself each day is roughly 21 minutes
• Toddlers hate when you give them the yellow cup – didn’t you know it’s Wednesday and on Wednesday’s it’s the red cup!?
• You’re going to waste a lot of money on things your baby doesn’t need. You only discover this years later and no one call tell you any better at the time
• Suddenly other crying babies will pull at your heartstrings like you’ve never felt before. For fun, rewind back two years before kids and draw a comparison!
• You will come to love kids programmes! I have even recorded one in the past as “I” didn’t want to miss what happened next!
• Toddlers hate when you wipe their face, put on their shoes and test you to our limits when you have to go somewhere!