Warning: Sarcasm in bucket loads in this blog!
Eh thanks! What are you implying here?
Ever heard of the expression baby fat. They are a baby. They don’t move around much and they need to eat, because they are a baby.
Never at any stage feel it’s ok to comment on a kids privates – ever!
And it’s a girl! Ok so I’ve been caught out on this one, so I’m including it more for fun! Unless baba is dressed in pink or blue it’s easily done!
Really! Sherlock? Chances are high that baby has just been fed 10 minutes ago for the fourth time today.
I spend hours of every day pondering about my baby going off to senior school with a ‘dodie’ still glued to his mouth.
It’s never wise to ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless she tells you! It can be pretty awkward if she’s not!
#8 "Are you getting much sleep?"
Before you ask the question. What do you think? The answer is pretty much always the same. Parents of newborns generally walk around like extras in the show, The Walking Dead.
#9 "Are they sleeping through the night yet?"
Of coarse they are at 2 weeks old.
#10 "I have a puppy, so I know exactly how you feel."
I kid you not, this was said to me!
#11 "When are you having the next one?"
And the prize for the worst question goes to.... This has to be the most annoying one ever!